[have a bewildered chocobo Cloud, SS Thor]

... The date's wrong.

Two things.

Anyone seen Aerith Gainsborough since this thing started?

And is there a way to reverse it yet?

[the feed opens innocuously where one(1) chocobo-haired ex-delivery boy-- that is, Cloud Strife, apparently deep in the middle of a conversation with one(1) ... purple biker aka Richezza. HOW THE HELL DID THE GUIDE JUST OPEN? Well-- it might have to do with Cloud tinkering with it recently, but that's neither here nor there.]

--wait, so it... like ( Read more... )

[the feed comes on to Cloud... seemingly undressing himself? with some nice and dramatic background music accompanying his movements. Looks like our poor RPG protagonist isn't used to wearing 1920s clothes. He's dressed, oddly enough, like Charlie Chaplin. Or well he was before he shook off the jacket and the bowler hat. He's currently struggling ( Read more... )

[The video opens to Sephiroth in a towel. He's standing just outside the area with the bees and seems utterly comfortable with his current nudity.]

It seems a strange plague has been inflicted upon the people in this place. No one appears to have any clothing. It seems almost like a strange curse-

[There's a blond delivery boy in the background ( Read more... )

[IN THE HANGAR, the guide turns on when Cloud accidentally nudges from its place on the floor. The video is showing your resident wannabe-chocobo apparently in the midst of fine-tuning his motorcycle. Or, well, he's apparently done, since he just runs a rag over it before nodding in satisfaction. Then he presses a button and a compartment opens on ( Read more... )

[the feed turns on when Cloud deposits the guide on a table he's currently leaning against as he looks at his open cellphone with a furrowed brow. He flips it open and closed a few times before finally pressing a number and bringing it to his ear.]

"No service in range."

[Cloud brings the cellphone in front of him again and sighs before placing ( Read more... )